Friday, November 23, 2007

Kunming Second Dog Show


This was the boringest 4 dollars I have ever spent. It's a good reminder that the things that China makes you buy a ticket for are usually way less interesting than what happens on the street. As I listened to the MIDI strains of "Havah Nagilah" being piped into the warehouse every four songs, I couldn't help but daydream about the things I could have spent my money on: An hour and a half blind man full body massage. An hour long foot massage in a room with a topless lady clock. 2-3 haircuts (include massage and deep ear hole cleansing). 30 mung bean peanut treats. 6 pappa roti. Or maybe a small down payment on this personal sweat machine.

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